How My dreamguy would look like:
1. He should have a handsome body (no fat, but not any big and disscusting muscles)
2. He should have a brain.. (IQ over 100)
3. Should have similar interesst as me
4. He should have a great sence of humor and not have psychical disturbances...
Hehe here you have odi... a nice little dog.. who can not adore him for his stupidity...
hmm I think I know some ppl that use a smaller part of the brain than odi does.. and well they are not so very intelligent..... §-)
and those who know me would know who I`m thinking of.... hehe.. no names published.. but do use your grey cells.. It might even work..
who wouldnīt like to have this cute little demon as ones friend. I mean he could do those nasty mischiefs like... hmmm well making that guy/girl that you really hates jumping up in the air by feeling a needle in his/her ass.. or making the teacher telling all the answers to you on the big test.. without even knowing it.. and that all the other pupils would believe that the teacher was sitting at his/her desk.. reading a awful boring book..
Some fun things to know.. about me and other..
I collect SMURFboxes..
I have killed a cactus... yes I do have some talent...
Signalungdom is better than the ordinary FROīare.... Itīs true..
People without a brain DO have some problems in their lives..
People that doesnīt sleep DO have sleaping problems.. Yes they do,,
It hurts driving in a wall
Itīs not smart jumping in a river in the middle of the winter here in Sweden.. Itīs f*****g cold..
To get a Ra 180 falling on ones finger laying on a stone hurts.. I know , own experience.
Try to avoid having sex drunk, you can wake up with someone that look like an ass
Think about this:
How do fat ppl have sex???
How ugly can a person be?? And who is it??
If a tree has fallen in a forrest and noone have heard it nor seen it has it really happend..
How many plastic surguies can a person have??
What was befor the Big Bang??
How does it feel going into a black hole??
This is my cute little adoptdragon.. go get one for yourself.. just click on the certificate or my dragon Zaitana.... isnīt she cute..
